Manchurian candidate

The end of freedom begins in Greenland.

The incontrovertible truth is that America is the only place there is freedom. Everywhere else is not freedom. Sorry, you Scandinavian softies and your latte-drinking libtard lovers across the Atlantic — this is just logic. Deal with it.

Given this immutable fact, you would think real Americans would be outraged at Donald Trump’s recent efforts to destroy America. He is not even firesetter-in-chief yet, and already there he is with his space-cadet sidekick setting bags of dog poop on fire on the doorstep of status quo, then darting away to giggle from the nearby bushes as status quo panics trying to put it out.

That is why it never surprises when Trump so easily hoodwinks the frou-frou class of do-goodery. At least, that is what he and the frou-frou class of do-goodery want you to think. But think harder!

Who really benefits from a US takeover of Canada and Greenland? Who are the ones always whining about how much …