Open call: Give us your bupkes!

Submissions! Because there is no “i” in bupkes — unless you anglicize it differently.

Do you also have nothing to say? Why not say it with us! The Bupkes welcomes submissions. Honestly, that’s an understatement: We need your submissions.

Fact, fiction, and some sort of reality in-between. Satirical, poetic, literary, or anything else that tortures our audience with the unpleasant side effects of the thinking mind. The Bupkes is thrilled to accept all manner of political, cultural, and artistic interventions that end right where they began. Your contribution doesn’t have to make us laugh, though we certainly encourage it.

We take writing published elsewhere already, too, because recycling is good for the environment. We also take other kinds of media.

Goodness, what don’t we take? Nothing! The modern human experience is one of boundless choice, and we choose to beg. So let us get on our knees and beg for you.

Do we pay? Of course we do! We’re just not quite sure how to yet, as our income stream is currently just north of bupkes and Stripe and Substack take most that bupkes for themselves.

Rest assured, though, you will get rich off this long before we do. So drop us an email or DM if you’re interested in saying nothing together.