ConWatch: Week 1,793

Does Germany have a constitution yet?

With German elections two weeks away, neither German nor Anglo media seem to be able to decide if Friedrich Merz’s recent far-right date night in the Bundestag helped or hurt his Christian Democrats in the polls. Die Zeit suggested both at the same time.

His migration from the so-called center of German politics complete, Merz has shifted to talk of the economy and other bread-and-butter issues that, you know, might impact voters in more substantive and less jingoistically hallucinatory ways than the specter of foreigners bringing their “unacceptable attitudes” into the Teutonic Imaginary.

If Merz thinks this proves he is not a gateway drug to neo-fascism, we have bad news for him. His procedural antics with the AfD are the nationalist yin to his stump-speech economics socialist yang. We will let you, dear reader, put the two together.

Merz’s opponents, meanwhile, are suffering from some confusion of their own. For a would-be Social Democrat, Germany’s next ex-chancellor is striking a ra…