An important statement

The Bupkes' Secretary-General of Words has some words.

It has come to our attention that some wannabe “journalist” guy reportedly named William Noah Gluhcroft has been passing himself off as the person behind The Bupkes. To be clear, this is false. To be clearer, the rightful founder of The Bupkes is its Secretary-General of Words — no one other than Noach Głuchowicz. To be clearest, any resemblance between the two is pure coincidence, and an unfortunate one at that.

Noach had never heard of William Noah Gluhcroft, but we are sure he would have been pleased to meet him. Maybe.

So, who is William Noah Gluhcroft? Hard to say, as he appears not to exist, but the idea that he — or anyone, for that matter — could possess the bold thinking and strategic nerve required to tirelessly churn out the incisive and insightful work of The Bupkes is an insult to The Bupkes. And also to the bowl of lukewarm oatmeal we had to put down to write this statement.

While we can’t comment about this so-called Gluhcroft specifically, we can say that anyone with a ch…