Application denied

Regional zoning authority rejects new regional development project.

Following a thorough two-day review, the District Oversight for General Establishments (DOGE) of the Mediterranean Authority for Ground Assessments (MAGA) on behalf of the Bureau of Development Standards (BDS) regrets to inform Real-Estate-in-Chief DBA United States Government FBO messianic skullduggery of genocidal imperialist proportions that his application to redevelop a critical coastal area of the Fertile Crescent Region has been denied.

Unfortunately, the application represents a massive zoning violation as stipulated by, inter alia, the Convention on the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide, the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, and the Rome Statute. The application fails to incorporate the statutory public comment period and, above all else, fails to meet the minimum requirements for ingress/egress configuration to satisfy Level of Service (LOS) criteria.

Long-standing zoning ordinances require, inter alia, real estate development applications to include, int…