Musk to be deported, judge says

Sorry, but rules be rules.

Billionaire migrant Elon Musk is getting deported. The bro boss lost his case before the US Court of Appeals of the 14th district circuit, which has nationwide jurisdiction on shmucks and scoundrels. The ruling is final.

“Despite the invaluable contributions you have made over many years to this country’s liberal myth of genius, we are obliged to uphold federal law,” Louis Haberdashery III, the judge presiding over the case, told Musk at the time of the ruling. “Sorry, but rules be rules.”

Specifically, Haberdashery was referring to the Alien Enemies Act of 1798, which the US president has activated to purge the nation of foreign criminals, naysayers, side-eyers, and those with legal status but who chew too loudly. Musk, a champagne immigrant who came to the US to steal the job of believing in the American Dream from real Americans, is guilty on all counts.

Following the ruling, ICE agents were reported to be seen outside Musk’s home in Texas and DOGE HQ, which is actually just the semi-…