ConWatch: Week 1,808
Does Germany have a constitution yet?
Editor’s note: The Bupkes would like to apologize for missing “ConWatch: Week 1,807” and not getting to Week 1,808 until Week 1,809. Unfortunately, we have been occupied with lesser, but more acute distractions. Rest assured, however, that our monitoring of the status of Germany’s (lack of a) constitution remains as vigilant as ever.
Please accept this special offer as a token of our gratitude for your patience and understanding.
If a German goy says he is Jewish, it is called redress. (If a German Jew said he was a goy, it is called hopeless.) (What a pity.) If a German goy moves to Israel, it is called "aliyah." If a German goy who criticizes Israel while thinking he was Jewish finds out he is not, it is called a "costume." If a German Jew who loves Israel appears to have left out important context about his Jewishness, it is called "defamation." If the wrong people confuse Jews and Israel, it is called antisemitism. If the right people confuse Jews and Israel, it is called solidarity. If an army fires warning shots at foreign diplomatic staff, it is called an "inconvenience." If a person fires fatal shots at foreign embassy staff, it is called "terror." If a state strikes the embassy of another state in a foreign state, it is called not an embassy. If two people are killed on one side, it is called "on the verge of becoming engaged." If 50,000 people are killed and two million starved on another side, it is called kinda deserved. If one side acts disproportionately, it is called because shock and mourning, you must understand. If another side acts disproportionately, it is called genocidal barbarity that requires no understanding. If you point out double standards, it is called having double standards. If all these things, are called things except the things they are — then what difference does it make, if a country has a Basic Law, and it is called a constitution?