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Introducing the Joseph R. Biden Jr. Presidential Library.
Following several gaffe-free months, former president and Wizard of Oz Tin Man impersonator Joe Biden was spotted recently in broad daylight. Before an audience of his peers, he expressed displeasure with how passionately his successor has taken to their natural ends the continuous expansion of executive authority and nurturing of corporate greed of his and his predecessor’s White House tenures.
The appearance was also an ideal time to further speculate about the most important decision of any post-presidential career, other than striking Netflix deals and similar lucrative arrangements that convert the power of commanding 3,700 nuclear warheads into cultural capital.
That is, the presidential library.
Sources close to the project tell The Bupkes that though locations for the library are still being scouted around the country, it will be incorporated as an LLC in Biden’s home state of Delaware. The full legal entity will be called the Joseph R. Biden Jr. Presidential Library Brought to Y…
